OMG!!! Handsome chap balanced a drink on this lads head… You won’t believe what happened next!!!

drinkIt was a fine Summers day and this respectable British family were enjoying a lavish Wedding.

Everyone was having a great time, enjoying the great occasion – drinking, singing, dancing and generally reveling without a care in the world.

Full of festive spirit, the most handsome member of the family (by a long shot) balanced a drink on this lads head, much to the amusement of everyone… well, almost everyone.

His Mom literally sh*t her pants, made a proper mess. Despite having her joggers tucked into her wellies, the foul, wretched human-waste seeped all over the floor, causing several party-goers to slip. Many, although escaping the thick, brown, bubbling sludge, got one whiff of the putrid stench and projectile vomited all over the dance floor.

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Even her son, normally used to such depravity, was reduced to tears and doubled up in pain as his internal organs starting melting after inhaling the disgusting sh*t cloud. This in turn, caused the drink to fall off his head.

The toxic fumes came into contact with the alcohol, causing a huge explosion, reducing the venue to a pile of rubble.

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The newly-weds managed to escape relatively unscathed, but were so affected by the incident, they both ran in different directions and never saw each other again.

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